Sunday, October 30, 2011

Matching Grandsons


After the full day of killing, Phil awoke Saturday feeling like he'd been beaten with a baseball bat. And the rain that had started on Friday night as soon as the guys were done with their work had turned into a steady, almost inch of rain by Saturday morning. Cold, dreary, wet.

When Phil couldn't find his marvelous how-to butcher DVD (despite knowing where he'd seen it last), he headed back to bed.

An hour or two later, he awoke, looked in the spot again and found his DVD, so he went out to butcher. I think it was sometime after 3pm, though my sense of time could be skewed.

He began to saw the carcass in half with his saw, but when his headed felt like it would spin off, I took over. It takes an incredible number of back and forth saw strokes to saw through five feet of pig backbone. Seriously.

But after the hog was split and Phil began to butcher on his special butcher table, he made both primal cuts (dividing the pig half into main sections) and the specialty cuts, and wrapped all the pieces in butcher paper by 7:30pm, working by just a lamp the last hour.

I ground the sausage meat, just shy of 60 pounds. And since last time the sausage was a bit coarse, when I ran the meat through the KitchenAid grinder once, I ran this meat through twice. It took a long time.

Then I rendered the fat (only eight or nine quarts, so a bit less than before) and cleaned a bit, but it was midnight, so I headed to bed.

(But I must say: I watched the first three episodes of the A&E Wooster and Jeeves series and I laughed out loud over and over. What a great last three hours of processing!)

We woke today to a hard, killing freeze. All the basil is done for the year. It was cold in the house: we hadn't turned the heater up quite enough, and I suspected I could see wisps of my breath. Brr.

But the weather turned sunny, and the boys looked smashing in their new sweaters, courtesy of Phil's mom. When we walked into church, we heard a noticeable stir. One of our friends came up and said, "That was the highlight of my morning, watching those boys come in. The Lykoshes have arrived!"

And though I took 84 photos of the boys, with Jadon the photo-hater, Isaiah's attempts to cross his eyes or stick out his tongue, and Joe aping all his older brothers did (or simply being oblivious), it wasn't easy to get a good shot of them in their true cuteness.

Such is life.

And a few photos from earlier this week. The colors really popped finally, especially the red maple leaves.

We have three pigs left to deal with.

After seeing Isaiah's termite mound, and hearing Isaiah's wish for slightly different capabilities, Phil bought some new tips for the Dremel tool. Jadon went right to work on something.

And Jadon was quite proud of his tower. He must have been quite proud, as he's neither grimacing nor running away in this photo, so do admire it well.

Friday, October 28, 2011

We're in the Meat Now (with photos)


After a day of errands yesterday, Phil and I had a good day of animal processing today. The weather turned from the mid-70s and sunny yesterday, to low 40s and cloudy today. Which felt a bit chilly at times, but meant we had no flies to combat. On balance, we couldn't have asked for better weather. The trees, too, had on their orange in almost shocking brilliance.

We started after breakfast with a piglet. At fifteen weeks, they aren't small any more (suckling pigs are more usually processed at six to ten weeks), but after Phil cut the little guy's throat, we were able to carry him out of the pigpen. Phil did use the tractor to bring him the distance from their pen to the scalder.

We have never scalded a pig before, but we figured this little guy could fit in our chicken scalder. After rinsing the carcass (such a good idea, compared with the past, when we've fought a muddy body, which is no fun at all!), Phil and I dunked the guy.

The directions said that a pig is done scalding in two to six minutes. After about a minute, Phil tested the hairs around the pig's hoof, and a huge patch peeled away. In fact, it peeled away so easily that the skin around the hooves where we were holding the piglet began to pull away, and the pig slipped. I had to run to get gloves (the skin was hot) and then we moved the piglet to the table for scraping.

The little dew claws on the hooves peeled away very easily, though the main toenails stayed put.

Scraping was really fun at first. I could pull away hair on the outer layer of skin, and then with a spoon (Phil) and a canning lid (me), we scraped one side just about clean. But by the end, it was not easy going: the hair was really sticking.

On the theory that either the hoof skin was easier to peel away than the more entrenched back hairs, or perhaps that the carcass had cooled enough that the hairs were sticking, we dunked the pig again, longer. This was an utter mistake. It set the hairs, so the other side of the pig was an exercise in extreme frustration, and the carcass was not really clean (or able to be cleaned) when we gave up.

Next: cut open the body cavity. Phil used knife and saw in order to split the piglet from neck to tail. Usually the pig is hung to facilitate excavation, but this little guy was little enough, we kept him on the table.

We have done enough eviscerating, the internal organs of an animal are almost friendly at this point. Once the carcass is open, the intestines, large and small, bubble out.

The spleen on the piglet was quite beautiful.

The liver seemed a bit spotty to me.

And the light pink kidneys look just like you would expect: kidney shaped. The large white stomach, an enormous balloon even on a little pig, swells next to it.

Once the heart, lungs, and aorta were cut out, the piglet was done for today, a scant two hours after we went down to kill him. Not too bad! Our initial hope had been to attempt roasting it on a spit, but we had more to accomplish and couldn't take the time to set up the spit, stitch closed the pig, and start the fire. Another day.

On to Barred Rock laying hen processing. After a week of tracking their egg laying, the most eggs in 24 hours was three. Some days we had none. I wondered if they were eating all their production. (By comparison, the 16 white layers laid 16 on their best day, 11 on their worst.) So, having run the test of profitability and miserably failing, we killed these eight month old birds, despite their picturesque appearance next to the few remaining sheep.

I can report with satisfaction that, of the 15 birds I killed, two had fully formed eggs inside. Two had soft-shelled eggs, which have a translucent membrane around some white and yolk.

Perhaps three more had almost-formed eggs, although there was an unhealthy yellow-ish future egg amongst the normal, orangey future eggs.

And the remainder had not started laying yet, and showed little sign of doing so. Despite the fact that a bird should start laying at five months. I don't know what happened with these birds, but I expect we'll try to purchase chicks from a different hatchery in the future. As bird after bird yielded little sign of fertility, my thankfulness for this quick, weeklong test increased. What a blessing that we could process them, knowing that they were a drain on our limited funds.

The highlight of the chicken killing, though, was the last of the Freedom Ranger roosters. This big boy has been taunting Phil with his luscious weight, though his demise was not so much gleeful and sorrowful. He's become a character around the farm.

Does he not look that large to you?

The straight on view shows his magnificent thighs, and his wingspread, too, was quite impressive.

Phil laughed ruefully when he went into the killing cone. We put the birds into these cones, head down, to help them relax as they bleed out. The head and neck poke out the bottom, and sometimes we're lucky to have a few toenails poke out the top. This bird had not just toes, not just feet, not just legs, but bum out the top, too.

Our Chinese friend Jenny knows what to do with all parts of a chicken: head, neck, intestines, etc. We are giving her this bird, so we didn't do anything to it once plucked. Phil weighed it: 8 pounds, 15 1/4 ounces (if it had left on another few feathers, it would have reached that lovely 9 pounds).

Goodbye to the Big Boy. While I won't miss him necessarily, he has certainly made life around the farm more varied and interesting.

Altogether, we got through 15 birds today in about two hours, and Phil said he thought 20 birds per processing day seemed ideal. Just a few hours, so we wouldn't have to set aside a full day for it, and not quite so emotionally and physically draining. Perhaps expensive from a propane standpoint (heating the tank of scald water), but may be worth it.

While I was finishing the chicken processing, Phil went to make a gambrel, a piece of wood to hang meat on. As he finished, our friend Creigh, and his friend Andrew, came to help Phil with his big project of the day: killing Chunky.

Chunky is right about a year now (since we bought him as an eight-week old the first week of January). I think he's been losing weight gradually since we tried to take him up to the butcher in July, and his carcass was less fatty than Charles' carcass of last month. If I think about it too much, I grow frustrated over the extra feed pumped into a shrinking pig. But no matter. He is done eating on our farm, and I am so thankful for that.

While I stayed in the kitchen to make sourdough doughnuts (fried in our farm's lard!), Phil, I am told, managed the second mammal killing of the day very suavely. He had bought special, solid-tipped bullets for his handgun, and that incredibly powerful combination, shot right behind the ear, dropped Chunky very well.

With two (male) able-bodied assistants, and the marvelous gambrel, the three had the pig upslope swiftly. After washing him down, they peeled the pig with innumerable knife strokes (none of which were done by me!).

And then they opened the cavity, exclaimed over the internal organs (even touched them—voluntarily!). The bladder was outrageous: in my mind's eye, it seemed to hold about a quart of fluid, really unbelievable. The stomach was even more incredible, filling the better part of a five gallon bucket.

And so, three hours later, without traumatic mishaps of any sort, we enjoyed farm-raised sausage and eggs, with doughnuts, along with cheery conversation.

And when the guys left, Phil went to wrap the carcass with the special body wrap he'd bought at the hunting store yesterday, large enough to cover mule deer. It covered almost the bottom half of the pig, which was a funny coda to a fulfilling day.

Phil went to bed at nine. He was wiped out.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Two New Tables


Phil has built two tables in the last two days, with help from his oldest two sons.

On Monday after our hike, he went out to his new work area in the little greenhouse and built himself a workbench. We had a workbench in our home in Boulder and he has missed that for the last two years. He has bolted down his clamp and his grinder and is thrilled to have a workspace again.

I was impressed he got it done, start to finish, in a single afternoon.

And, when the sunlight overheated the greenhouse, he took a tarp and covered the plastic, blocking the rays and keeping him comfortable.

On Tuesday, he began work on a more ambitious project, a butcher table. We had a kitchen-sized butcher block in Boulder, brought over from Germany when he was a boy (and still in storage, waiting for us to be in a larger dwelling). But somehow I'd never thought much about what a butcher block actually meant.

Phil had researched it. First, you take board and line them up on end.

Trim the tops and bottoms, so the boards are more or less the same size, with the heartwood intact.

Drill holes through each board in about five places, and then pound wooden dowels through the board. Not surprisingly, this takes a good bit of strength. As I understand it, Phil took the first board, and pounded all five dowels in. Then he took the next board and pounded the five dowels through that second board. The incredible amount of friction meant that this part of the project went very slowly, but he had twelve of fourteen boards pounded by the time the sun went down on Tuesday.

Wednesday, he pounded the final two boards on. (He confessed that only one of the five dowels actually went all the way through correctly. The holes for one dowel were off a bit on the last two boards, so those are not really supported by the dowel. And, despite using his incredible farmer muscles, a few dowels simply refused to budge toward the end, so Phil plugged those from the other end. (If he hadn't told me, I would never have known. But he did use a few screws for added support for those last boards.)

Then came the lengthy process of planing the boards, to even them all out. He had a little handheld planer, and, by the end, felt like he had learned a good bit in how to use it: certainly not an everyday skill. Jadon, too, took a turn at it.

I admired the beautiful, almost paper-thin shavings that they generated.

When planed enough, Phil sanded it, too.

He was pleased with his accomplishment at the end of the day.

(I was pleased that we could both lift it. It's heavy, but we managed to pick it up a few inches in a test run. I think we'll be able to forego the tractor for transport.)

In other news, though the day turned wonderfully warm, when I went to pick basil for our dinner, I noticed that this last week has been unkind to the basil. The light frost has browned some leaves, though my intrepid bees continue to forage for food among the basil blossoms.

(Since I started the mite treatment last Friday, the bees have not finished even a quart of sugar water. They are close to their hibernating winter state.)

Isaiah found a book with interesting facts about insects. He read that termites can make towers up to thirty feet high. So he went to Phil's shop, found a drill and some other things (?), and created a termite block. That's certainly not anything I would have imagined.

And finally, something to make you go, "Hmm." Have you ever paid much attention to what insects will eat? When we have a cup of kombucha sitting out, we have fruit flies (and regular flies) dive bomb into it. Some mornings I find that last half inch of drink covered with drowned insects.

And, on occasion, a son will drop a raisin or two in the house. I keep expecting to see an army of ants carry the whole thing away. There is sometimes a little string of them from the door to the raisin.

So I found it shocking that I left out a cup of pasteurized apple juice (bought for a specific cleanse—not something we usually drink), and after almost a week, no bug went near it.

Now I realize that we have a different digestive system than worms and, presumably, flies and ants. I'm not entirely on board with the argument that an apple is really good because a worm is eating it. (I mean, aren't bugs on some level nature's cleanup crew? They eat the things we aren't supposed to?)

On the other hand, if there is so little life in pasteurized juice that no bug goes near it, should be really be drinking it ourselves?

Hmm.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Some Natural Wonders


Abraham found an interesting mushroom.

Joe was impressed with a tree canker.

Isaiah had a good time locating the tree blazes on the edge of the property.

Some trees had incredibly deep grooves in their bark.

A few weeks ago, the forester explained how some of the oddly bent trees become oddly bent. A flexible tree bends down for some reason. A low-lying branch grows up as the new trunk, and eventually the original trunk breaks off. The most exaggerated example on the land is enormous, even when foreshortened.

It's nice to have that puzzle cleared up.

Another example of the flexible trees is smaller, and younger.

I love the little waterfalls along the spring fed creek.

There's an incredible stump from a downed tree that positively dwarfs all the boys, especially Joe.

The forester said that Running Cedar is a sign of fertile soil. We are happy to see a good amount of Running Cedar on the forest floor.

Abraham found several spice berries, bits of bushes that smell delicious. He was very pleased.

Near the end of the hike: Abraham rested on a pile of firewood.

Abraham (and others) loved finding acorns.

The intersection of roots and rocks remains long after a tree has fallen.

I found one untouched beech nut (I think): two bristly triangles revealed two small brown nuts.

Once the skin peeled off, the white triangular flesh was quite delicious: Isaiah asked for more. I think the squirrels beat us.